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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Why Parents Drink

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day.

Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.


"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,

"Is your Mommy there?"


"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman"

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear-piece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the helicopter."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the bossasked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with amuffled giggle: "ME."

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Wacky jokes

Q) What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

A) Humphrey


Q) What music do mummies make?

A) Wrap

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Elephant & Bear Joke

What do you call an elephant at the north pole?



Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they would look silly in anoraks

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Little Johnny Stands Up

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying,

"Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.

The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Poor Joke, but I laughed all the same

what did the Iceberg Vicar say to his congregation?

"Lettuce Pray!"